Thursday, July 06, 2006

Ten Facts Concerning My Younger Brother

1. His favorite children's story is "The Three Little Bears and Goldie-Dumb."
2. He likes to repeat the word "Zacatecas" again and again in various pitches.
3. He can recite almost every Strong Bad email from memory.
4. His feet are bigger than mine, so I can't wear his shoes anymore.
5. He beat me at Scrabble with the word "geeho."
6. He has nicknamed me "Shorty."
7. He dislikes Kirkland products (ie., bottled water, batteries, etc.).
8. He is a Power Point aficionado.
9. His daily routine revolves around watching "Malcolm in the Middle."
10. He likes the roast turkey and cheese at both Quiznos Sub and Quizno's Subs.